Describe Yourself...

Anything, Everything, That's it...

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

(via trust)

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

image

(Source: 2048bit, via trust)

nyehs:

reminder that i am accepting money 100% of the time

(via trust)

Iggy Azalea as a painter:First things first I'm a realist

frlcker:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

(Source: studip, via trust)

nerdymelly:

Do you ever wonder what could have been? Because I do all the time.

(via trust)

kingsleyyy:

plot twist: things actually work out for me

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

image

his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

(via foreverwaxinggibbous)

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

(via trust)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

image

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via trust)